Bottoms Up!
"Distant Music" in Lowell
By Beverly Creasey
What could be niftier than a play set in a bar which is
actually set in a bar! Lager with the laughs, guffaws with
your Guinness! DISTANT MUSIC (at the Old Court pub through
April 21) is James McLindon’s comic draught of a tale about
longing and losing and moving on. Director Jerry Bisantz
never stints on the comedy--- so you can count on an over
the top Irish bartender, in the classic Barry Fitzgerald
mold, with an aphorism for every occasion and an
indisputable fact for every argument. Jonathan Popp is
clearly having a ball, making the barkeep smart as a whip
and cagey as a cougar.
McLindon brews up a passel of problems for the three
characters huddled in the back room, trying to sort out
their lives. The barkeep has the chance, at long last, to go
home to the old country. But can he leave his bully pulpit
behind the bar? Will the Harvard prof leave the sheltered
cocoon of academe and take the judgeship he’s been offered?
Will he get the girl he’s pined for all these years? Will
she leave the order? (If the nun predicament rings a bell,
you may remember Jack Neary’s FIRST NIGHT---leading me to
wonder if all good Catholic boys fall in love with nuns at
one time or another in their lives…but I digress.)
In McLindon’s yarn, the sister may leave the church but
it may not be for the professor. McLindon sets the story in
Cambridge before the predatory priest scandal. All Cardinal
Law (Here called Cardinal Right—get it?) has to fear are
nuns who want the rights and privileges of priests. He
didn’t know how lucky he was, eh? But I digress once more.
McLindon digresses all over the place, offering
recitations of James Joyce, bits of historical background
and even a reference to CASABLANCA --- yet another story set
in a bar. The digressions, thankfully, are hilarious for the
most part. Phil Thompson brings an aloof nobility to the
jaded jurist and Sally Nutt gets to do the rebel thing as
the sister more than capable of holding her own in a
sanctuary --- or a bar. Ron Dion’s set is perfection, from
the real taps to the Robert Bryan’s exquisite portrait of a
boxer behind the bar. Here’s lookin’ at ya!
"Distant Music" (13 - 21 April)
THE IMAGE THEATRE,
@ The Old Court Pub, 3931 Central Street, LOWELL MA
1(978)441-0102x